porn always makes sucking d look so fun but in real life its just like
ow can u stop pulling my hair and no u cant cum in my mouth
man i couldn’t disagree harder
blowjobs are da funnest thing
everyone wins
(fact)
Let us take a moment to appreciate that in their finest hour, the Boston PD still has the wits about them to rhyme a tweet.
I am happy they managed to take him alive. I hope he’s able to give some answers to the questions we all have. I’m glad that legions of this nation’s finest men and women will maybe get a chance to sleep tonight. Good on you, Boston.
